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Internet on my Cell Phone

I used the internet on my cell phone today and came to realize just how vital a tool this is to have with you at all times.  I can see many people being in an emergency where having this access would really turn the tide in that situation.

Case in point, today: I stood there puzzled and dazed in front of that damn vending machine.  Diet Coke, which is what I really wanted, sat right beside a deep black can of Coke Zero.  WTH!?  What’s the difference!?  It was certainly too early in the morning to try and decipher right then and there by peering through the glass and five inches separating me from cool satisfaction.

Out came the internet enabled cell phone!  Of course I have crappy T-Mobile service so it took ages to even get the start page to come up - so I just purchased the damn Diet Coke.

If my service had been more reliable or had WiFi access at the time, I would have quickly discovered there is precious little difference between the two - other than marketing practices.  Apparently more masculine men than myself associate “Diet” Coke with “woman’s drink”.

So the lesson today?  Zero calories is pretty much zero calories.  Also, if you are ever trapped in a situation where internet can save your life - do so near a cell tower, near WiFi, or on a different network.  Because alarming your Facebook friends of your dire situation shouldn’t take more than 20 seconds.

Better late than never

You gotta love it when the antagonist helps you to decide your next course of action. I will now be focusing on Android and new web development. While this binds me to a situation that is not optimal - it’s better than suicide. I kid. Sorta.

asker

tumblrbot asked:

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

India.  Of course.

Wanna know something irritating?

I knew that broad was going to call in sick. She does this every other week. Its not even a hypochondria type thing (funny, me phone’s spell check has no suggestions beyond “hypocritical”). And what is hypocritical about it is I dream of calling in or quitting on a daily basis. Also, I have a Facebook “friend” who commented in the positive regarding the revolution in Egypt. She “loves her a good revolution”. Seriously? Like it’s some form of entertainment for her. What an idiot. One of the dumbest and least educated things I have ever read. And I used to read MAD!

Redoing our bathroom.  I thought this was going to be a small fast project.  Small and fast are relative terms it turns out.

Went into work a few days ago, during a particularly tough week.  A telling note was left scribbled in a torn page, left on the desk.  Good word.

Went into work a few days ago, during a particularly tough week.  A telling note was left scribbled in a torn page, left on the desk.  Good word.

What the hell happened to today?

Hot crud! Today just flew by like nobody’s business!